I like making stuff, and in order to tell you about them effectively, I put them in a familiar format, but without the exaggerated claims and massage stats.
You can play Come Wheat May here, you can buy a Therapy shirt and stickers from me directly, you can fight a 4 year old for the felt belt (but they do have a 942 day reign), and you can attend a festival with the hopes of seeing me in my Shirt Shirt there.